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Joke of the Day
"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"
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"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
"I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like."
"using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens."
"BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker."