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Joke of the Day

"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"

"Wishing for bad shit to happen to people you hate is so wrong. You gotta be way more proactive than that."

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"

"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."

"If someone starts a speech, ""I'd like to take this opportunity--,"" I interrupt by shouting, ""He's trying to take our opportunity! Grab him!"""

"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."

"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."

"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."