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Joke of the Day

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ""strawberry blonde""."

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"I don't eat cats and dogs. Dogs are cute and I'm allergic to cats. *my lawyer leans in and whispers in my ear* Cats are also cute."

"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"

"Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'"

"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."

"Fred came home from his first day at school. ""Nothing exciting happened"" he told his mother ""Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"""

"Two kids talking. One asks 'do you also pray before each meal'? The other responds : no, my mom knows how to cook."

"I've never wished death on anyone. It's the absolute *last* thing anyone should have to go through."