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"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."
"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."
"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"
"[shootout] Cop: I said fire a warning shot Me: I already did. Cop: you shot him in the face Me: warning the others that I'm a very good shot"
"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."
"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"