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Joke of the Day

"Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations."

"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"

"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."