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Joke of the Day

"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"

"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"Overheard this locker room convo: ""The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering"". I took my mop and left"

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"

"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."

"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"