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Joke of the Day

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""

"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."

"How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire"

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."