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Joke of the Day

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."

"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."

"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."

"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "

"In June of last year, a beautiful woman on the subway saw me yawn & then she yawned. So I think we can cool it with the ""virgin"" talk."

"HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly"

"There r three things i hate Pessimism. Hypocrisy. And the world."

"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."