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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."
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"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."
"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."
"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"
"Georgie Porgie puddin 'n pie, jerked off on his girlfriend's eye, when her eye was all stuck shut, Georgie fucked that one eye slut!"
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
"Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days. Turns out he had the flu. That's what happens when you fight cold wars."
"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"
"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""