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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross history and a cow? A moo-suem."

"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir just seeing if he got mine right !"

"So what do you call a busy soviet A Russian....yeah...."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. #badpickupline"

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."