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Joke of the Day
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. #badpickupline"
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"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"
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"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """
"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"
"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
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