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Joke of the Day

"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"

"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"

"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."

"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"

"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"

"I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals."

"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."

"The date had been magic. We moved to her couch & kissed. That's when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf."