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Joke of the Day

"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."

"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it's there to stab potential taco thieves."

"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."

"A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears."

"White Boards are... Remarkable."

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"Taking their kid to a PG-13 movie must be a tough call for 13 year old mothers."

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."

"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"