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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."
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"I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?"
"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."
"Don't Be Racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."
"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."
"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."
"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."
"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"