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Joke of the Day
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
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"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."
"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"
"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"
"Beauty is in the Eye of the: A) Holder B) Holder C) Holder D) Holder"
"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."
"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"
"Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12? because they knew the ""12"" will be deflated during/after Superbowl."
"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."