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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"

"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"

"What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? One is your mom; the other one gets paid more."

"If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive Jk stay in school kids"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""

"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""

"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."