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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"

"Dig a hole all the way to China, poke your head out and yell ""YOU GUYS BUILT THIS SHOVEL IT'S A GREAT SHOVEL JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY!"""

"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."

"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"

"Don't be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."

"What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure."

"[me on phone with mechanic] Car won't start. I think it's the battery. Or power steering. Could be a fuse. Wheels, probably wheels. Engine."

"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."