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Joke of the Day
"I don't eat some foods. -vagueans"
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"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"I told my mum I was goingto make a car out of spaghetti She was really surprised when I drove pasta"
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"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."
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"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."
"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"
"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."
"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"