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Joke of the Day
"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"
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"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""
"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."
"[breakfast table] Me: Who killed the entire box of Lucky Charms? 8: Not me 9: Not me CEREAL KILLER: Not me either"
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"
"This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!"
"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"
"The Truth About Math Math Mat Ma M Me Met Meth So now we know why Math is so mind f*cking"
"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"
"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"