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Joke of the Day

"The Truth About Math Math Mat Ma M Me Met Meth So now we know why Math is so mind f*cking"

"What do you call a musician's erection? A tromboner."

"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."

"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"

"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"*genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS"

"What is the difference between a young man and an old man? The young man shampoos his head and soaps his ass, the old man soaps his head and shampoos his ass."

"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"