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Joke of the Day

"The Truth About Math Math Mat Ma M Me Met Meth So now we know why Math is so mind f*cking"

"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."

"LPT: Never use hyperbole."

"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."

"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"

"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."

"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"This oatmeal tastes like I'm gonna need a doughnut."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"