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Joke of the Day
"What game do monsters play with humans? Squash."
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"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"
"Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow."
"My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, ""Two sugars, please."""
"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."
"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years."
"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"
"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."
"What's the length of the world's smalest possible sea creature A PLANCKton unit"