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Joke of the Day

"to my beautiful son i leave a wealth of valuable golden coins, sprinkled throughout super mario 3d world, redeemable for extra in-game lives"

"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"

"I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme."

"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"

"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."

"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"

"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."

"I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong."