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Joke of the Day
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark."
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"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"
"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."
"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""
"My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'"
"I don't want to live forever... But I do want to see the end of the DFS* sale. *Insert regional sofa store"
"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"
"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."