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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."
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"Comas make a big difference in your sentences. For example, -Ben is in a hurry -Ben is in a coma"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss"
"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese."
"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"