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Joke of the Day

"A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons. You trade money for food. And it usually ends with dysentery."

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."

"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."

"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"

"Why did the Pasta join a dating website? Because he was cannelloni."

"1st baby: you make sure he's breathing every five minutes 2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don't even notice"

"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "