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Joke of the Day

"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""

"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."

"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"

"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."

"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"

"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."