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"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"
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"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
"Always remember your ABC's Anybody But Clinton!"
"Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain."
"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."
"I just saw a guy wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try."
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"