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Joke of the Day

"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"

"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."

"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"

"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."

"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."

"This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people."

"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"Relationship Status: My dog was just licking my ear. I didn't stop her."