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Joke of the Day
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
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"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."
"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"4yo: You're a good dad. Me: Thanks. 4yo: You'd be better if you said yes more. Me: Okay. 4yo: Can I have ice cream? Think about what I said."
"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"