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Joke of the Day
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
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"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs."
"I cant use facebook cuz everyone making popular comment I wish I thought of first, like ""thank God it Friday!"" or ""Im pregnant of baby"""
"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
"how do you tell the difference between an extroverted engineer and an introverted engineer? the extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes."
"How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management."
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"