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Joke of the Day
"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."
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"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."
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"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"