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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
Next Joke
"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm addicted to Twitter! Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you."
"What is a simile? It's like a metaphor."
"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"
"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."
"Sometimes I put toilet paper... Sometimes I put toilet paper over my penis, and pretend that it's a ghost."
"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."
"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."
"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."
"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."