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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"Fade Away by Peter Out"

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."

"What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."

"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."

"So I went to a zoo the other day... And all it had in it was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"My wife used to make meals that would make Martha Stewart jealous. Then she joined Twitter... Now I'm lucky if she buys cereal."