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Joke of the Day
"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."
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"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."
"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."
"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."
"what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy? i made a grave mistake"
"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery! Upvote for visibility."
"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."