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Joke of the Day

"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."

"""Talk to me, Goose,"" Tom Cruise crackled over the radio. ""Squawk."" Goose replied before nose diving into the ground causing untold amounts of destruction, because geese can not operate aircraft."

"How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground? ""DUCK!"" How do you get a kid up and running? ""GOOSE!"""

"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."

"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"

"What do you call a cow that's scared of everything? Coward!"

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"