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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke! My social life!"
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"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty."
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"
"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."
"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."
"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."