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Joke of the Day
"Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs."
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"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."
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"knock knock ! Who's there ? The cops. The cops who ? ""I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has passed away."""
"What do you tell a person who is about to jump off a bridge and commit suicide ""Don't do it! You have so much potential"""
"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."
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"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"
"What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt"
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."