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Joke of the Day

"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."

"My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."

"Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? It was just a stage he was going through"

"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"

"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"

"Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated... they're all in bread!"

"I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says ""metaphors be with you"""

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."