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Joke of the Day

"So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? Anything but fucking turkey..."

"Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today? Because he didn't have the balls!"

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"

"Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? It runs in the Jeans."

"BAND: How's everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired."

"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"