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Joke of the Day
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"
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"I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist... ...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother."
"Sorry I rubbed your belly for good luck, wealth and prosperity."
"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."
"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."