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Joke of the Day
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"
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"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."
"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"
"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."
"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"
"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"
"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."
"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."