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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? I'll post the answer tomorrow."

"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence."

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"

"What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum? There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum."

"What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11"

"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""

"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"

"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."