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Joke of the Day

"Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence."

"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."

"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"

"Difference between outlaws and inlaws? The outlaws are wanted."

"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."

"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"

"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""