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Joke of the Day
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
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"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"I'm going to kill myself.... or die trying."
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."