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Joke of the Day

"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"

"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"

"Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7? She never let go, Jack."

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn't matter... must not look down.."

"What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind."