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Joke of the Day
"""Have you seen the film constipated?"" ""No?"" ""Has it come out yet?"""
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"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake."
"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"
"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."