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"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."
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"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"
"What is censorship? [removed]"
"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."
"How do you put out a maxipad fire? You tampon it."
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"
"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."