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Joke of the Day

"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""

"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"

"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."

"Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress? Her: Yes. You: Wanna Traumatize it?"

"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"

"What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"You just lost the game."

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."