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Joke of the Day
"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."
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"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."
"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"
"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."
"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"
"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."
"Bill Clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. Pneumonica."
"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""