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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot? It was a tale of WOAH!"
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"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
"I poured spot remover on my dog Now he's gone"
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."
"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."
"I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily."
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"CW: What did you do on the weekend? ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake? ME: Me"