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Joke of the Day
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
Next Joke
"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"
"The word of the day is legs... Lets go home and spread the word"
"Broken Pencils are pointless."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
"(Sigh) I thought ""The Scarlet Letter"" was a book about red stationery...."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad."