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Joke of the Day
"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."
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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I'm going to adopt a tapeworm. Perfect pet, cheap to feed, doesn't pee, bark, chew stuff or sit on your head. Best bit, it makes you skinny."
"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""
"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."
"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""
"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"
"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."
"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"