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"What's Dave's favorite music genre? Meta."
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"For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks."
"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"
"Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless"
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."
"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."
"APPLE GENIUS: [looks around nervously] if I had a criticism of this phone it would be that- {trapdoor} NEW APPLE GENIUS: that it's perfect."
"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"