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Joke of the Day

"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."

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"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."
"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."
"My wife & I got into a big fight bc she says I'm always exaggerating. I was so mad I stormed off & tripped over my dick."
"I'm in so much trouble. My twitter crush found out about my boyfriend and now they're both on their way to tell my husbands."
"""Long story short"" makes your story three words longer."
"What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? I know I'm not the only Juan "
"What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm. ^^im ^^sorry"
"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"