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Joke of the Day
"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"
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"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus."
"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."
"I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident."
"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"
"What do your internal organs call their dating life? Their homie-hoe-status"
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."
"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."
"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."