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Joke of the Day

"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."

"barber 1: ugh this guy again, youre doing him this time [20mins later] barber 2: you coulda told me he turns around to answer every question"

"The Jewish Dilemma... Free Pork"

"Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?"

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."

"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."