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Joke of the Day

"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."

"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public."

"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""

"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"

"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"

"""Ladies, calm down. Girlfriend, wife, whatever. The important thing is that between the 2 of you, you brought enough to post my bail"""

"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"